I have not had a kid come here in the last 6 years. 7 years ago, I had one neighborhood kid. So last night, we shut down the porch and driveway lights, and shut the front door so nobody would bother us. At 10PM. I knew we were safe, so I opened the front door, and turned on all the exterior lights. 5 minutes later, I saw a truck hauling ass up my street, and slammed on his brakes right in front of my house. I grabbed my gun and went to the front door, and out came a 12 year old boy saying, "Trick or Treat!" Hell, I felt bad. We keep those Andes mints near the front door for our guests, so I grabbed a handful and gave them to the kid, saying this was all I had left. Now, I have to refill "grandma's candy dish!"