There is only one type of person who can get by with just one sheet per “go”.
My paternal grandmother's mother was one of those people. Paternal grandpa called her S#itFingers. He also always said "That old b**** will outlive me!" He was right. She outlived him by 3 days. We suspect she hung on that long out of spite for him.
We use Charmin in my house. If you wrap a couple of sheets around your fingers before tearing, you can get more than one sheet. I do generally have to put a thumb against the roll above the tear-line to get it to tear off. Ultra Strong Mega rolls ftw!
Friend told me he got the shower working at the neighbor's house. The off-brand junk never worked so the neighbor bought a Delta valve and trim that friend installed. No pics as of yet. I'll pester my friend for them later.
Meanwhile, I'm still trying to rest up and recover from this ear infection. No more headaches but slightly nauseous still. Can't eat as much. Drinking tons of water bc I still keep sweating. My bursts of energy are not lasting very long. Mom opted to make herself a sandwich for breakfast so I just had to get the stuff out for her and bring her a clean plate. Been putting ear drops in about every 6 hours. I might put a drop in the other ear because its irritated.
Had 4 cats get into a fight- well, first swing came from Mewlatto who was mad that Yasuke put his butt in his face (which was my fault bc I made him back up by opening a door and pushing him away since he was trying to start crap with Senator Snugglebum. So of course Yasuke retaliated. Snugglebum jumped on Yasuke, Mew got away. Gravy Jones jumped on Snugglebum so Snugs was in the middle with a cat on his front and a cat on his back. They were on their sides tussling around on the floor. I managed to extract Yasuke and he took the hint to stay out and move clear. But Gravy did not want to let it go. He and Snugglebum hate each other so much and were too amped up to let me break them up. I got them separated several times but they kept going back at each other. I could get Snugglebum backed away but Gravy would then jump back on him. I lost track of how many times I got them separated but wasn't able to keep them apart. My brother actually heard the commotion so he came rushing out and grabbed ahold of Gravy while I grabbed Snugglebum and we got them separated. They were still trying to swing at each other while we were pulling them apart. Gravy then ran off to hide on a counter. I put Snugs on the cat tree and calmed him down a bit. He climbed on top of the fridge to sulk. I then went and found Gravy, pulled him out of his hidey hole and gave him kisses on the top of the head to calm him down. He started headbutting my face (which he does when he's happy) so I smoothed his fur out and got him feeling calm enough to eat. Snugs was still huffing and puffing on the fridge. I brought out a comb to comb all the dirt and loose fur off of Gravy. Biscuits then wanted some combing. I combed Mew and Yasuke. Finally got Snugglebum calmer by combing his face and neck. I combed Boo to make him feel better (he was hollering during the cat fight to express his disapproval but didn't want to jump in). Well, I don't know if he was hollering at the other cats or if he was hollering at me to tell me to make them stop.
Itsy saw I had the comb so she started cooing at me. I was combing her when Lady Sylvanas got jealous and jumped over and shoved her way between Itsy and the comb. So I combed her and Itsy got so jealous she climbed on my shoulder.
Rupert, Ginger, and Bethesda must have been outside because I didn't see any of them during the fiasco.
After it all I had to get a tissue to stop the bleeding on my leg. I think Snugs accidentally kicked me with his back claws while trying to kick Gravy when I was trying to separate them.
As an aside, I used to have to break up dog-fights because our russell terrier would start fights with the Akita mutt and the rottweiler would jump in to defend the terrier. The thick coat of fur is probably the only thing that saved the Akita's life. I had to actually get down on the ground and almost lay on top of them to get them separated.
I'm back to resting again.
TL: DR? Cats are jerks and my brother had to help me break up a cat fight.