@Zanne, spam calls can be fun. If I am in a particularly playful mood, I will take great pleasure in toying with them, civilly and respectfully of course, until they are so frustrated that they simply hang up the phone:
Telemarketer: "Hello, are you the man of the house?"
Me: "Ma'am, there are no men in the house. My voice is hoarse."
Telemarketer: "Well, then, are you the homeowner?"
Me: "No ma'am. The bank owns the home."
Telemarketer: "We are with "X, Y & Z Window Replacement Service and we are in your area replacing windows. We noticed that your windows are builder's grade windows and replacing them could save you a ton of money in energy costs."
Me: "How much will it save me and how much will it cost?"
...... and round and round and round it goes.............. I know I've got too much time on my hands.
