phishfood, nice chicken coop! I used to raise chickens and I miss them. I need to find a way to safely remove the old chicken coop/brooder box my father built. We had over 50 chicks and my father built in a thing that had automatic water supply, warming lights, etc. It's in the barn which is not really safe to go into. Its going to collapse and we can't find anyone to come remove the dead tree from it. The guy who does tree removal stuff is offshore for awhile.
The gator story reminds me of something my late friend Cordell told me about. Back when he was younger he and his friends would go into the woods and find fishing holes and one day they were fishing and a gator happened to be in their fishing hole. It came after them so they shot it. They put it in the back of their truck and drove around with it. They stopped at a carhop and the waitress asked if they caught anything good. They told her to look in the back and when she did she screamed and ran. He decided to do the same thing at every carhop in town to scare a bunch of waitresses. Then they took the gator over to an old passed out drunk guy (a known alcoholic) and propped its mouth open with a stick. They put his arm in it and then started to throw stuff at him to wake him up. When he woke up and saw the gator my friend said the guy jumped to his feet without using his hands or arms and ran away and swore off drinking for awhile.
I got new liners put in some of the cabinets. I suck with anything adhesive so my friend taped some of the seams where things didn't fit. The sink is cleared out and I've been able to keep some dishes washed and my brother has been cooking for me. I still need to haul some more junk out. We burned a big pile of trash the other day and we need to burn more while it is still damp enough for the fire to not spread.
The process is slow, but we are making progress.
My mother, meanwhile, is having some bad side effects from some medicine she's taking. It makes her shake and the other day she fell down and it took over 5 minutes for my brother and I to help her up into a chair.
She's got a followup appointment with her doctor in a couple weeks and refused to go in any earlier.