Get well soon! And if some people in the world have their way we will all be eating roachburgers instead of ham- or beefburgers.
Ew, roachburgers! Roach fries, maybe better.
For fantasy foods, I'll stick to Squib Cakes.
(the meaning of squib seems non-existent to me, but I'm a huge Tower of Power fan, and a fantastic instrumental tune of theirs from 1981is Squib Cakes.). Now thanks to the real, not artificial intelligence of the cloud/Google/whoever we know that
"Squib Cakes” was a term that trumpeter Mic Gillette used to describe
the back sides of lovely ladies.
No offense I hope.
This forum rocks. I'm just a DIYer with few plumbing projects, but my sweetheart's summer cottage has a 50? yr old Pfister kitchen sink faucet with a classic drip. (Both cold and hot knobs/valves developed hard,brittle,broken rubber washers not unlike an old hose bib.) I was chicken to unscrew/disassemble them, if I had done that first I'd have been tempted to just try matching up the rubber washers and replace, using crescent wrench and Philips head screwdriver. Instead I looked deeply into webpage research. I never CALLED Pfister but their support/parts webpages (I had no model name/# to go by) led me to try an Original equipment kit, which seemed to be on Amazon, I ordered one, it arrived and without opening it was clearly wrong, sorry/thanks Amazon for one more return on their dime. But THANkS to my posting with copious explanation and a picture of the faucet (odd/ancient 6" two hole, nearly extinct) the possibly most active poster/reply-er and n this forum suggested the exact Amazon link to a Danko kit. Around 13 bucks US, perfect kit with 2 identical sets/pairs of knobs, stems ( the complex valve we don't have to take apart, and has the rubber washer screwed to the bottom), new plastic washer for the mid top of the stem assembly), and even sm brass "seats" which screw into the faucet base (you know, the ancient but working full faucet I hoped to fix, not replace...plumbing lines and underside inaccessible, rusty...). From Amazon, the Danko kit arrived. Before I drive/drive to the summer cottage, now I can see what size square-hole-drive tool I need to find or... Oops, too small for my big multi-tip tool I got for Summons Tomorrow, but I had a small (near-pencil sized) square-stem chisel which fit perfectly into the square seat removal + water-flows-up-and-into-action hole. This skinny chisel and a big crescent wrench makes a great removal/installer tool for the seat, as long as you make sure the chisel doesn't fall and drop/disappear through the faucet hole and down into the feed line! I noticed in advance that could happen, so with electrical tape I made the crescent wrench hold the chisel firmly.
Water pressure (to test and use the rebuilt faucet) comes back to life every April thanks to an unusual (for warm weather water supply) beach area town portion/system.
The kit felt so good, assembling and tightening into threads/holes I cleaned with a paper towel and my pinky, I have no doubt this kit and faucet will work perfectly for more decades.
I do need to buy a small air compressor with 3/4" (standard thread for the cottage piping where the water meter gets removed every fall). Time to stop paying a plumber to blow the water out of the pipes/hoses/fixtures/heater/etc every fall...near $300 for 2 guys done in 25min! I'll post a new topic/thread, in case the buying decision is difficult. A "union" (double male-ended 3/4" fitting) makes a nice tight hookup for blowing air constantly while crawling around releasing air pressure at each fixture and drain point. I noticed the plumbers set the PSI to around 30psi on their pump.
Before my joy fades, I m gonna donate another few (or many) dollars to the plumbingforums.com website. I really love how the daily email digest gives me easy/fast access to zoom to any interesting topic posts and replies.
Thanks to all, especially webmasters and frequent wonderful repliers with pro knowledge. Hail Mary, touchdown for me on this repair.