I remember that one! My mom tried to tell that one to me a few times but always botched it. She got that from her mom. Her mom would always get the punch lines wrong or mess up the joke during telling it. My grandfather was great at telling jokes. There was one where the punchline was "Pardon me roy, is that the the cat who chewed your new shoe?" (similar to a song "Pardon me boy is that the chatanooga choo choo"). Grandma tried to tell it and said "Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that ate your boot". Another one my grandfather liked to tell had the punchline "I left my harp in Sam Clam's disco".
I was a bit more productive today. Did shoulder exercises, took my vitamins & meds, fed kitties, changed the cabin air filter in my truck, went to hang out with my friend & see the stuff I bought for his house and for his daughter, and went to Walmart. Friend's new gf is sick so we went to get her curbside order for her. I also had to get more grits bc the stupid mice got into the box and chewed open every single packet. Got containers for those. Friend likes the new anti-fatigue mats for the kitchen. His daughter LOVES the new ceiling fan because it is remote controlled-- and the lights go around the fan blades so its harder for anything to hit the blades. Got her some cushion thingies for her loft bed ladder that she really likes. Friend rode with me to Walmart and listened to the weird sounds its making. Said its between the wheels and the underside-- possibly suspension, but he's not sure. I can feel vibrations from the floor. Gonna have to get it looked at but don't trust the dealership. It wasn't doing that before I took it to the dealership. Taking it to a local place and asking them not to let the one jerk touch it.
I watched some Guy's Grocery Games and then cooked fried rice (my 2nd attempt ever). Turned out better this time. Had veggies, mushrooms, scrambled eggs all cooked in salted butter. Then cooked the rice (which was cooked and put in the fridge a few days ago) in sesame oil. Mixed it all together and I had some veggie fried rice. I had to cook some chicken and cut it up to put in the rice for Mom. She's picky. I have to cut her meat for her like she's a toddler. She can cut it herself but she whines a lot when she does. LOL.
I'm about to take a nap bc I'm tired.